FC: Wait...What? | Crazy Things Kids Say!!
1: "Mommy, this tastes like chicken!!" (eating a cucumber)
2: "Mommy, you make the best hot dogs in the whole wide world! Even in Pretzelbrania!"
3: "Mommy, this guy's dead! Who killed him?"
4: "Mommy, I want that toy on TV. You know the one batteries not included?"
5: "Mommy, cuz that's how she rolls!"
6: "No you can't go outside! You have a three hundred degree fever!!"
7: "Mommy, don't exercise! Let's have Cheez-Itz instead!"
8: "I learned from a commercial on TV that's it's not the look of it, it's the taste of it!"
9: "Mommy, that spells beer!"
10: "Mommy, a lot of people got dead in there."
11: "But if he doesn't come home, he won't be part of our family!" (waiting for daddy to come home from snow plowing)
12: "Mommy, what are you going to do all day while we are at school? Clean or do the laundry?"
13: "Mommy, when people get arrested in their cars, where do their cars go?"
14: "This little piggy goes to the farm, this little piggy went to the farm too. This little piggy went to watch TV."
15: "If you don't get me juice, I'm going to stop breathing."
16: "Mommy, I can't go to school. I coughed yesterday."
17: "Mommy, are my socks on the right feet?"
18: "I'm not telling her what to do! She just won't follow my directions!"
19: "Some people don't have hair. They just have a head."
20: "Why don't they just get a taxi?" (about hitchhikers)
21: "I love the supermarket! It's just like the grocery store!!
22: "Let's attend that you're dead and I'm invisible" (playing make believe)
23: "Roger, Roger." (how a little girl plays with three brothers)
24: "Is that Spanish for pancakes?" (about McDonald's hotcakes)
25: "Mommy, a kid in my class said the F word. You know, like passing gas?