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1: "Mommy, this tastes like chicken!!" (eating a cucumber)

2: "Mommy, you make the best hot dogs in the whole wide world! Even in Pretzelbrania!"

3: "Mommy, this guy's dead! Who killed him?"

4: "Mommy, I want that toy on TV. You know the one batteries not included?"

5: "Mommy, cuz that's how she rolls!"

6: "No you can't go outside! You have a three hundred degree fever!!"

7: "Mommy, don't exercise! Let's have Cheez-Itz instead!"

8: "I learned from a commercial on TV that's it's not the look of it, it's the taste of it!"

9: "Mommy, that spells beer!"

10: "Mommy, a lot of people got dead in there."

11: "But if he doesn't come home, he won't be part of our family!" (waiting for daddy to come home from snow plowing)

12: "Mommy, what are you going to do all day while we are at school? Clean or do the laundry?"

13: "Mommy, when people get arrested in their cars, where do their cars go?"

14: "This little piggy goes to the farm, this little piggy went to the farm too. This little piggy went to watch TV."

15: "If you don't get me juice, I'm going to stop breathing."

16: "Mommy, I can't go to school. I coughed yesterday."

17: "Mommy, are my socks on the right feet?"

18: "I'm not telling her what to do! She just won't follow my directions!"

19: "Some people don't have hair. They just have a head."

20: "Why don't they just get a taxi?" (about hitchhikers)

21: "I love the supermarket! It's just like the grocery store!!

22: "Let's attend that you're dead and I'm invisible" (playing make believe)

23: "Roger, Roger." (how a little girl plays with three brothers)

24: "Is that Spanish for pancakes?" (about McDonald's hotcakes)

25: "Mommy, a kid in my class said the F word. You know, like passing gas?

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