S: The Adventures of Miss-Chievous - Volume One
FC: The Adventures of Miss-Chievous Volume One Miss-Chievous on Gilcrest Street
1: This is a story about Miss-Chievous, a young lady, tasked with protecting the virtue of Gilcrest Street. Her mission is to fight to save the day, tame the local miscreants, and avoid the dreaded changing of the diaper. Miss-Chievous has extensive training in all aspects of super-heroism. In fact, her mad skills would surely make the likes of James Bond and Bob the Tomato jealous.
2: Among her skills are animal husbandry...
3: athletic training...
5: code breaking...
6: and disguises!
7: One evening, Miss-Chievous was patrolling her neighborhood. Evening patrols were part of her peacekeeping routine and this evening appeared to be as tranquil as any other. "Good," she thought, "I can turn in early and curl up in front of an episode of Veggie Tales with some baby snacks and a sippy cup of juice."
8: Suddenly, Miss-Chievous was confronted with an apparent evil doer! He leapt out of the shadows, brandishing his bowstaff. "AHA! Miss-Chievous, I am Daddy Dangereux. My mission is to CHANGE.YOUR.DIAPER!" Miss-Chievous responded, "I always thought that Dangereux was your middle name... No matter, you will certainly be easily dispatched and your hands are coming nowhere near my diaper!"
9: "Oh, it won't be that easy, little Stinkypants! You see, I have brought my friends." Sure enough, as Miss-Chievous turned, Aunties Entropy and Canty appeared in addition to Mommy Mayhem!
10: "Curses! I am no match for this many big people!" she thought to herself. "I must return to my baby cave for reinforcements!"
11: Before she could sneak off, Auntie Canty (it's a real word, look it up!) snatched Miss-Chievous off her feet and tried to force her into a parked vehicle. "Ha ha, my little poopy pants, you won't escape that easily!" Standing under 3 feet tall is a bummer sometimes.
12: Using one of her signature jijitsu moves, Miss-Chievous slipped out of the grasp of Aunty Canty and rushed off before the evil doer could regain her balance. With a loud whistle, she summoned her trusty sidekick, Slobbery Sabot (who happens to be the most loyal steed in the history of heroism).
13: Miss-Chievous hopped on her trusty steed and raced off to find reinforcements. "Yah, Sabot! Ride like the wind!"
14: However, upon reaching the baby cave, Miss-Chievous came across a bag of her very favorite popcorn. "Hmmm... where did this come from?" pondered our heroine. "I HEART white cheddar popcorn!" Thus, the baby ate...
15: ... and ate. ... and ate. Seriously, who can blame her? That popcorn was really tasty. After munching her way through most of the bag, she remembered her mission. "Drat! I must have been foiled by Daddy Dangereux!"
16: "HEY! Giant in the blue shirt! How dare you use such sneaky tactics to overcome my resistance! Have at thee!" Miss-Chievous' tactics worked! She managed to lure Daddy Dangereux away from his trio of associates!
17: She then engaged the villain in hand to hand combat. Miss-Chievous was a formidable opponent, using fighting techniques she learned through hours of training with the local martial arts expert, Judo Jack.
18: Just as our heroine was about to finish him off by flipping Daddy Dangereux over her back, she caught a wiff of something foul. *Sniff* "What is THAT!" "That's what I've been trying to tell you, Miss-Chievous." Daddy Dangereux responded. "You are RANK. I mean, the grass is wilting under your bottom."
19: Thoroughly embarrassed, Miss-Chievous recognized when discretion is the better part of valor and assented to the assistance of Daddy Dangereux, Mommy Mayhem, Uncle A-train, and Aunties Entropy and Canty. Thus refreshed and slightly worn out by the big day (that's a lot of walking for a baby), Miss-Chievous decided to hang up the super hero baby legs. "I wonder if these folks would be interested in watching Silly Songs with Larry back at the Baby Cave." The End... until the next diaper.