S: To Lt Col Sites - NC-20064
BC: Thanks to you and Chief for everything; you are our heroes. | Knucklehead Syndrome | SCAR...is a terrible thing | Code 9 | I'll make you Whittenburg's assistant! | Def Con 4 | That Boy aint right... | Them West Lincoln tater diggers | Peanut, Gourd, Melon, & Punkin head sizes | Def Con 9 | SCAR Sufferers | Haha | Can I go to the JROTC room? | Code 10 | WE LOVE YOU! | La la la la la | Miss Smurfett | He's about as bad as Brian Lunsford | Boy! did you just pass gas?! | Severe Chronic Aint Rightness | Haha | That delicious school lunch | Integrity First Service Before Self Excellence In All We Do NC-20064 = Family
FC: AFJROTC NC-20064 | "Stuff Our Colonel Says" | LHS Class of 2012 loves you!
1: This book is dedicated to our SASI, Lt Col Sites. Thank you for all you do and for always being there for our entire unit. NC-20064 Loves you!
2: Introduction: Throughout NC-20064's history, Lt Col Sites has created numerous terms and sayings for all the crazy things that happen within our unit from day to day. This book is not only a reminder of appreciation, but a dictionary of some of the amazingly unique things we have produced in explanation for our *Knucklehead Syndrome* (see page 1) | LHS NC-20064
3: Definition: The condition in which an individual tends to act like a knucklehead constantly. Symptoms: You are a high school boy, you get hit or fussed at consistently for saying or doing things that could be perceived as foolish or stupid. Example: "The Knucklehead Syndrome was evident in Brian Lunsford when he spelled his name "Brain" and repeatedly got beat by Shelbey for his acts of foolishness and stupidity." | The Legendary... Knucklehead Syndrome
4: Severe Chronic Aint Rightness (SCAR) | Definition: The condition in which it has been established that the individual is not and probably will never be "right". To sum it up, they aint right. Symptoms: You are a high school boy and\ or you have been "Knighted" by Lt Col Sites by a random object in the JROTC room. Example: "Wyatt Cook was diagnosed with SCAR as soon as he entered the JROTC room announcing his presence with a loud and unbelievable burp."
5: Emergency Moron Service (EMS) | Definition: The rescue service often needed for morons and moron- like behavior. Signs You May need to Give them a Call: You find yourself about to do something stupid, you have been declared with SCAR or as a Knucklehead. Example: "Someone needs to call the EMS; Clay Raby is about to break out his High Shoals hat!"
6: Definition: Clay Raby, being diagnosed with severe cases of both SCAR and Knucklehead Syndrome, became a volunteer firefighter in High Shoals and was later pronounced to be the hope of the entire area. Should Anyone be Worried?: Clay along with his twin sister, Kevin are working hard to provide the area with as much rescue service as possible; so you decide. | Clay Raby - The Hope of High Shoals | <--The Hope
7: Definition: The special Code given for the famous Girl Drama that happens regularly in JROTC Founders: Mar-E, Ken-Z, Shel-B, and Chris-E when they brought CODE 9 to Earth on a UFO in space. (The torch was then passed on to Ang-E, and Smurf-E the following year :) Example: When one overhears talk about Knucklehead boys in JROTC followed by laughing, they can trust there is CODE 9 present nearby. | CODE 9
8: NC-20064 Head Sizing Guide for Berets and Flight Caps | Head Sizes: Peanut - Small Gourd - Medium Melon - Large Punkin' - X Large Example) That boy Lunsford there is obviously a Punkin' Head! | Compare your head circumference to these to determine the size needed! | An example of a peanut head -->
9: That Delicious & Nutritious School Lunch | Definition: The mystery of what is served to students at LHS during Lunch. Side Effects: Suddenly becoming grossed out, hunger, various stomach illnesses, being made fun of by Lt Col Sites for eating it, and much more.
10: Them West Lincoln Tater Diggers | You may be one if: You attend WLHS, you live in or near West Lincoln, and you consider yourself a redneck. Example: When finding out we had a new student from WLHS, Lt Col Sites announced that we had one of them West Lincoln Tater Diggers coming to our unit, we were then all overtaken by excitement.
11: The Honorable Rank of SCAR Sergeant | Definition: The rank given to an individual once they have been pronounced with a severe case of SCAR. Where it lies in the Chain of Command and the AFJROTC ranking structure: Right alongside "Whittenburg's Assistant" (See next page) Example: Quoted by Col himself to Wyatt Cook, "Boy, if you don't stop passing gas in my office I'm going to demote\promote you to SCAR sergeant!"
12: The Honorable Position of being Whittenburg's Assistant | Definition: The position given to an individual once they have done something that indicates they have been struck with an utmost severe case of that Knucklehead Syndrome. What this position requires of an individual: One in this particular position must follow Daquan Whittenburg around constantly, helping him out at the attempt to reduce his SCAR level and cure him pf his "Aint- Rightness"
13: Tyler Carr - NC-20064's Sasquatch | Who is he? The muscular, hairy, and creepy individual that lurks through Lincolnton High School and the AFJROTC room day to day. Is he Dangerous? Only if you are extremely suceptable to SCAR, and as long as you don't come betwenn him and his monkey baby. (See picture) | Our sasquatch was even nice enough to get his brother, Dylan Carr in our unit as well. Will he take the name as Sasquatch or will he make a name for his own?.....
14: The Dangerous... Ginger SCAR | What is it? An extremely serious condition in which one will have outbursts of unnecessary loud noises, signs of Knucklehead Syndrome with an intensified SCAR condition in the mix as well which makes the prime sufferer even less tolerable. They may also have the appearance of a leprechaun, as in our case. Is There a Cure? So far in our recent discovery of this type of SCAR and what we have learned about it,it does not seem to be possible to cure at this time. Just like they say, "you can't fix stupid."
15: Woody & Woody Jr. | As a freshman, Chris Wood redefined what SCAR meant to our unit. Three years later,a challenger and possible offspring of Woody emerged as an AS-1. Caution: This is the worst case of SCAR found to date. (One can ensure though that with each coming year, new forms of SCAR and idiocy will be discovered. | Woody Jr.- Seth Klein | Chris Woody | I'm a stupid.
16: The Cork in that Stupid Bottle | What does it mean? A new found method of holding in one's impulse to be stupid has recently been discovered and is being used throughout our program as a method of acting properly. (Of course most of the time, the individuals faced with this task let it get away from them.) Example: "Mr. Albright,please try to keep the cork in your stupid bottle!" (As he climbs into a traffic cone.)
17: & Finally... How All This has Affected Our Colonel | It is evident that through all the discoveries of SCAR and Knucklehead Syndrome that Col has discovered in multiple teenage boys (and a few girls), that Col Sites just fits right into it. This means though that he probably has some degree of the diagnoses himself.... | As shown in this photo,Col Sites has had a bit of a SCAR moment himself!
19: Thanks for Everything!