S: I don't really know about this!!
1: At minimum, the rental agreement should have mentioned: * Loud back seat drivers * Frequent speeds of over 100 mph * High speed U-turns to avoid scuzzy little towns * Frequent Nausea * Inability to exit parking lots without assistance * Single lane roads with two way traffic * Frequent need for side mirror retraction * Gravel roads and detours
2: Kinder Bier | Salat will always be good!
3: On the road/trail/detour to "Bar- Gaaaa" | Upon arrival, dinner will be served promptly at 1100pm. Consisting of cashews, almonds, South Beach bars, chocolate, and 6 oz of wine
7: Much better than IKEA on Saturday
8: Broke | You | Another | One?
12: There's no place like " Home Italy"
13: "Has anyone seen the Olive Garden training center?" | Nicht schlecht... monogrammed sheets and fig cake!
15: The good always outweighed the bad
16: Ahhh... Germany! Early dinners, rum raisin, sane drivers, good bier, wine stein, pedal boats, bird shit, castles, Williams Pear, people/dog pile watching, Dumen Noodles, and for the record: Snakes!
19: Although we were in some awesome places..We all know: It's not where you are, but who you're with that really matters!!