FC: Liam's Masterpieces
1: Born June 2, 2006 | Goose Goosey & Pal
3: You had some bowel issues when you were younger, sometimes you would go up to 5 -6 days. We were very worried, we even took you to a specialist. We even had to give you suppositories which were not fun. One day you said the funniest thing, you had just finished having a poop (RAISE THE ROOF, YIPPEE) We would celebrate!!! You turned around and said “Jessssssssssssus” so loud, we almost died laughing. I guess you were very impressed with the size and let me tell you it was impressive and the right descriptive word.
6: At 3 years 2 months old, I am fascinated watching you talk to the hairdresser at First Choice you are such a kind boy, you are soo proud to be having your haircut at the same time as your dad. Your dad at the moment is your favorite person in the whole wide world. You can recite and correct The legend of Sam Magee, you share with your sister, you want tight hugs, you are fish in water who started using your arms when swimming. I am truly amazed at you! | At your 3rd Birthday Pirate themed birthday party, you were in a phase where you always always held onto your hat, even if you were inside or outside with no wind, which explains you holding on tight to your pirate hat.
7: 4th Birthday Party - It started with date night, your dad and I attended a dress-up event, no not the type with Casey and Finnegan. I grab my teeny tiny purse that fits merely a tube of lip stick with no wipes in sight. After a wonderful night indulging in several Bellini’s we awake the next morning all bright eyed bushy tailed, let me rephrase that, more like a person in a constant state of brain freeze. We leap out of bed with the jarring recollection that today is your 4th Birthday Party, the theme balloons. We make a mad dash to the helium tank to start pumping out 50 Balloons. When I purchased the kit I was eager with anticipation, first by the low cost, second by the idea it was a speedy way to decorate, so I thought. Mid way through balloon mayhem, you kids are bouncing of the walls in anticipation of the party. With mere seconds to spare before 25 people take hostage of our home for 2 hours, I remember "The Bite" to your forehead thanks to Tyson toddler at daycare. Don’t worry I gave that mom a piece of my mind. This is the second time, the first bite being on your left ear, I mean if we wanted you to be called Holyfield we would have named you that. I figure this is a case for concealer, I neglect to tell your dad that you are sporting L’Oreal concealer for your 4th birthday party.
10: You love love soccer. Mom helped coach your 1st season which was an undefeated season of 25 wins and 0 loses well actually NO, we (parents and coaches) are encouraged not to keep score, in the first year and oh yeah there were no goalies! I loved coming up with cheers for your team. YOUR team name the “Green Safari Kickers” the kicker, no pun intended was that your jerseys were purple. We are very proud of our Bend-it like Beckham you have a pretty fierce kick. The favorites team cheers. WHAT DO WE LIKE TO EAT? WHAT DO WE LIKE TO EAT? WOLF MEAT! WOLF MEAT! HOW DO WE LIKE IT! HOW DO WE LIKE IT! RA, RA. RA! RA, RA RA! WHAT KEEPS THE COWS IN? WHAT KEEPS THE COWS IN DE FENCE! DE FENCE!
12: Your never ever liked getting your hands dirty!!!!
13: It is true my little goosey goose you did not pass the terrible two’s with a breeze, instead one day your dad and I awoke to you a little defiant man! At 33 months old three months shy of your third birthday all you can think of is Pirates and Thomas the Train.
16: Tonight our little (big) boy will go to bed dreaming of the tooth fairy. Advice for Ainsley "You have to eat pizza for two days”, no we don’t ONLY feed Liam pizza. They had pizza day for the school and then a two days later his class won a pizza party. Back to the toothless advice “You have to eat pizza for two days and eat cheerios and boom it happens”. You have been carrying around your little blue case from your “First tooth book” now for 5 days, you wanted to be prepared. Next it will be a pocket knife ha ha. You showed off your blue case at show and tell on your special day toothless of course. I suggested one night while lying in bed that we accelerate things by tying an end of a string to your tooth and the other to ball and he could throw it,you were not impressed, conservative like your dad.
19: You made me laugh one day when you randomly said “Mom you are bossy” I guess it is a good thing to learn at an early age of 3 years old.
21: For your 5th Birthday we had a Superhero Pool partyThe pool and deck were transformed into a Comic Convention of 30 plus Super heroes descending in garb. I had the most brilliant idea, who needs loot bags let’s raise the bar and give out homemade capes for all the kids. That looks like 20 yards of blue, 20 yards of black, 10 yards of pink and 4 packages of fabric paper, because everyone needs their capes personalized oh one glitch in my plan I, (WE) don’t sew, however nothing a little (a lot) of sewing tape and an iron can’t make happen, Wonder Woman Mom and Batman Dad worked night and day leading up to the big event. As Dad would say once the kids were tucked away in their beds, the basement was transformed into a sweat shop! One person one was heard saying where did they get these capes?
22: Your dad coached hockey for 2 years. You love the game and the Canucks. Makes for some good competition, since your dad is an Oilers fan. Trash talk started at a young age! You are very determined on the ice, always going after the puck and scoring lots of goals.
23: Kindergarten School Photo 2011/12 | First Christmas Concert Song in French | 1st Report Card
24: Nana's Art Birthday Cards
26: You love lego, hockey, DS (even though you don't have one yet), sports. eggs, PIZZA and cheese burgers!
27: One day the three of us, were in the kitchen Dad and I were talking about something when out of the blue, you say 'You know what is frustrating ...pause .paying too much for your car insurance" soo funny we both burst out laughing. A Geico commercial, who would have known it would bring such comic relief. You have a great sense of humour!!!