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Larry's Maramatanga

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4: Larry's Maramatanga When Larry was a kid people used to call him names like hankdom and heaps of suckey names. But as Larry got older he got skuxxer and then mega. He wasn't the only one geting old though, so was his hakatere chair that he sat on every morning and afternoon.

6: Suddenly Larry heard a huge boooom! It was someone shooting fireworks at the dark sky. They were pounding and zooming into the air until a big gust of wind came and and changed the direction of the fireworks, spinning and crashing into the rugby club. ''Oh no'' thought Larry as he saw Roddy and his car Beep Beep hooning down the road. Larry caught Roddy's attention by doing a hearty wo-sa so Roddy knew that something bad was going on. Roddy stopped and Larry jumped in to Beep Beep and they raced off to the production.

8: As they got up the road Roddy saw a drunk man ahead ''look there's Kenny Coony" he gasped. "Are you going to the production cuzzin" Kenny mumbled. They didn't want to take him to the tavern' they wanted his ticket to the production to tell everyone about the disaster. "Here you go my cuzzin." Kenny Coony gave the ticket to Larry and they went of to the hall.

10: The hall was packed with whanau. Larry handed cuzzie Man-os the ticket. Larry stormed to the stage. Everyone was wondering what Larry was up to. He screamed a haka. No one but Matua Erueti noticed Larry's actions and he told everyone to go down to the rugby club. The hall was empty in no time.

12: "We need water" yelled the locals. They formed a chain from the rugby club to the beach. Sweat was dripping down the Te Punains heads. After an hour of hard work the fire was finally put out and the club was saved. "horay Larry has a shribble" yelled cuzzie Man-os. "Get here you little faggot" as Koro Weezy gave him a one-two hook to the dome.

14: At the hakarei everyone was filling their face with boil up and wild pork from the hills of Whakamarama. Everyone was having a great feast but Larry was still thinking about who had shot the fireworks. "Hip hip hooray, hip hip hooray, Larry is gay" sung cuzzie Manos. "It was him - cuzzie Manos did it" Larry yelled. Everyone was looking at cuzzie Manos. "Why did you do this?" the locals asked. "Because every time I played rugby I was sub and when I got on I only got on for a couple of minutes" cuzzie Manos cried. Cuzzie Manos cried like a little girl. "It's all good my boy, we forgive you" said Matua Erueti.

16: "I'd like to give you this chair that got given to me, Larry. Now it's yours. And I'm sorry everyone" said cuzzie Manos. Larry burst into tears and was thinking of when he used to sit on his crusty chair and when people used to call him names. He thought how important it is to be kind to everyone in your community.

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Hamish Wadsworth
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  • Title: Larry's Maramatanga
  • Larry saves the club from disaster. By sega mega skuxx duluxx
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  • Published: over 8 years ago